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[11calls]

But being loud gossipy outside your office at home, love.

[Look, she'd never let them in his office, just near it. And in the kitchen. Where he has tea.]

[nobasisinfact]

I have every ability to leave the house.

[There is no backing down. He's gone too far.]

[11calls]

You'd need to walk right through the crowd of little old ladies, Richard. Who'd want to talk to you about plants and soil and fertilizer.

[nobasisinfact]

There are, multiple doors in the house, Alex.

[He'll refrain from bursting her belief that they're all little old ladies.]

[11calls]

Are you planning on going out through your office window at the house, Richard?

[nobasisinfact]

There's a back door, Alex.

[11calls]

In the kitchen. Where the tea and cookies will be. And where inevitably people will offer to help.

[nobasisinfact]

I'm fairly certain I could avoid them.

[11calls]

Fairly certain is not entirely certain, love. And they are almost as persistent as me.

[Alex is just going to look at him in a completely amused fashion because well, there's no one as persistent as Alex.]

[nobasisinfact]

[He just raises a brow at that.]

You've never met them.

[11calls]

Nope. But I've heard stories. You forget, Richard, I've got like five days worth of news to do here, and puff pieces like stuff on them take me like five minutes.

[nobasisinfact]

And I've come in contact with them.

[11calls]

Then you should know better than to threaten me with them, don't you think?

[Alex just asks in an entirely bemused tone.]

We both cheat, remember? On things like this?

[Arguments, etc. Pulling out voices and the like.]

[nobasisinfact]

[To show an example of this, he drops his voice, just low enough to cause her issue.]

Do we, Alex?

[11calls]

[God, he's an asshole sometimes. But Alex loves him anyway, and she just plays with his tie, dropping her voice in response.]

You know, my Richard, it's too bad you're so against sex in your office. Make up sex is some of the best kind, don't you think?

[nobasisinfact]

[He raises his brows. Voice still low.]

Is it?

[11calls]

[Oh look, a brow raise in response:]

You don't think so?

[nobasisinfact]

Maybe I've never had it before.

[That's right Alex, he's totally making the claim he's never had make-up sex.]

[11calls]

[Annnnnd she's just going to laugh.]

Liar.

[nobasisinfact]

[He'll try not to smirk, and never tell her how much he adores it when she laughs.]

That's a horrible insinuation.

[11calls]

Yeah, well, if the shoe fits, my love.

[And she doesn't bother to smirk. She's just going to full on grin at him.]

[nobasisinfact]

I can't recall a single argument between us which ended in sex.

[11calls]

Well, to be fair 99.8% of our arguments happened either when we weren't having sex or when we weren't having sex because of my stupid ribs. So that's probably why.

[Alex just smirks at him.]

Or because you don't want to have sex in your office.

[nobasisinfact]

[She had a point, one that he'd already thought of, and while he had no issues mentioning his past to her, she seemed to become unnecessarily aggravated when thinking about Coralee and his past with her.]

I'd thought you'd want to inform Jeff that I don't 'hate you'.

[11calls]

[Alex had assumed that he'd definitely had make up sex with Coralee. After all, the two of them were married for thirteen years, and had been seeing one another before that so of course there were make up sex and grief sex and every other kind of sex you can imagine. Alex doesn't mind that, because it's the past. Hell, she definitely has. Which was the reason why she called him a liar.

But then Alex's cheeks just go scarlet, then her ears, then her chest before she just buries her face into his chest. Because well... one doesn't expect your significant other to actually read conversations like the one she'd had with Jeff. And because sometimes Alex can be a girl worried about the boy she loves hating her.

So what comes out is a muffled:]

Oh my gawd.