[ But he's SO not going to dive into details with that, because he's too old to wax poetic on that, and god, HE REALLY DOUBTS RICHARD WANTS TO HEAR IT, ANYWAY. ]
but I think he might be really sweet underneath the nice suit and beard
[ And those glimpses of sweetness are what made Jeff change his perception of Waltz from "hot but mean and terrible" to "oh no I might have a crush." ]
that makes it sound dirty. it wasn't dirty I swear! he just said he'd see me for dinner (we're having dinner, but it's NOT A DATE it's a business dinner) and then called me by my favorite food
[That's not a question. Jeff, you asked a guy out on a date that isn't a date and he called you an avocado. Richard is starting to feel better about his fucked up life right now.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:35 am (UTC)[ But he's SO not going to dive into details with that, because he's too old to wax poetic on that, and god, HE REALLY DOUBTS RICHARD WANTS TO HEAR IT, ANYWAY. ]
am I seriously not dating material, Richard???
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:38 am (UTC)I prefer brunettes.
[Ever helpful Richard.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:47 am (UTC)i'm gonna die alone
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:52 am (UTC)At the risk my of sounding like I care, what is this person like?
[Call it morbid curiosity and the pursuit of who the hell would flirt with Jeff.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:55 am (UTC)really intense
but I think he might be really sweet underneath the nice suit and beard
[ And those glimpses of sweetness are what made Jeff change his perception of Waltz from "hot but mean and terrible" to "oh no I might have a crush." ]
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Date: 2018-08-11 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-11 01:05 am (UTC)I barely know him
i just want to know him, you know?
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:18 am (UTC)[Unless he thinks about sleeping with all his friends; in which case Richard and Alex are no longer going to be friends with him.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:20 am (UTC)yeah
[ Don't worry, Richard, you and Alex are safe from his awkward crushes! ]
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-11 01:24 am (UTC)which you'd THINK would mean it's a no-go, right??
but then he either gave me a cute nickname OR weirdly insulted me I'M STILL NOT SURE WHICH
why is texting so hard?
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:25 am (UTC)What, exactly, was said?
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:37 am (UTC)that makes it sound dirty. it wasn't dirty I swear! he just said he'd see me for dinner (we're having dinner, but it's NOT A DATE it's a business dinner) and then called me by my favorite food
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Date: 2018-08-11 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-11 01:41 am (UTC)i think he might be like... one of those scary-smart people
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Date: 2018-08-11 02:34 am (UTC)Did he ask you out?
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Date: 2018-08-11 02:42 am (UTC)Damn it, alex!
[ SIGH. ]
No i asked him. it's not a date though, i just thought he could use a friend since he just got here
PLUS he's an old family friend of my apprentice so it's complicated
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Date: 2018-08-11 03:04 am (UTC)[That's not a question. Jeff, you asked a guy out on a date that isn't a date and he called you an avocado. Richard is starting to feel better about his fucked up life right now.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 03:07 am (UTC)[ You can't see it, Richard, but just imagined the most WOUNDED PUPPY FACE. ]
None of this pathetic! Is it?
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Date: 2018-08-11 03:30 am (UTC)What in that sentence isn't pathetic?
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Date: 2018-08-11 03:33 am (UTC)Pauuuuuuse.... ]
okay fine I guess it's a little pathetic!!
[ HUFF. ]
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Date: 2018-08-11 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-11 11:55 am (UTC)uhhhhhhh
I don't know
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Date: 2018-08-11 05:39 pm (UTC)[It's a date Jeff, you asked him on a date.]
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Date: 2018-08-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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