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nobasisinfact

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From:

11calls

I'm not going to be insufferably drunk I'm just--

[Alex is actually a bit drunk which is why she just blinks and puts her fork down.]

You just called me your girlfriend.

From:

nobasisinfact

Eat your eggs.

[No comments about what he said.]

From:

11calls

No. You just called me your girlfriend. You said you couldn't imagine ever calling someone that.

[She's just going to eye him with a grin.]

And you just did.

From:

nobasisinfact

I'm going to read. Clean your dishes when you're done.

[He is going to ignore this topic like a boss.]

From:

11calls

Oh no you don't, Richard.

[She is so not hungry, she is drunk and staring at him.]

This is so because I said I loved you again, isn't it?

[She knows him.]

From:

nobasisinfact

I would hardly make you eggs because you told me you loved me.

From:

11calls

[Alex is going to roll her eyes so hard that it almost hurts.]

You know that's not what I mean, Richard.

From:

nobasisinfact

[He's just going to head out of the room and go read a book, without answering her.]

From:

11calls

[And Alex isn't eating eggs or doing dishes, she's just going to follow, because she is entirely too amused, and a rather happy drunk in general.]

Oh my god, I wish I had my recorder.

From:

nobasisinfact

I doubt recording me reading would be impressive to anyone. Go eat your eggs before they go cold.

[He is totally picking up a book.]

From:

11calls

No, you know what I mean. You called me your girlfriend, so you think of me as your girlfriend.

[She sounded amused as hell, and she dropped onto the bed next to him with a grin.]

I guess I should stop calling you Professor Chronos then. Unless of course you're going to keep calling me your companion.

From:

nobasisinfact

Professor Chronos?

[He raises a brow at the name. It's stupid.]

Stop calling me that.

From:

11calls

Hey. You’re the one who kept calling me your companion, Richard. I'm just going with it.

[And she’s just gonna smirk at him with a drunken shrug.]

This means I’m definitely calling you my boyfriend now.

[Probably not, but maybe in earshot.]

From:

nobasisinfact

[He doesn't even look up, and his tone doesn't change.]

Don't, and I never said I was going to stop calling you what I've been.

[If he has to own up to his mistake in any possible way this is as close as Alex is getting.]

From:

11calls

[She's just going to drop herself right into his lap. Sorry not sorry book.]

Oh, is that so?

From:

nobasisinfact

[Fine, her face can be a good bookrest. She's being insufferable anyway.]

Did you clean up the kitchen?

[He knows she didn't. GO CLEAN THE KITCHEN, THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!]

From:

11calls

Do you seriously want a drunk woman around hot things, Richard.

[Yeah, she's going to just move that book from her face, thank you.]

Edited Date: 2018-10-04 04:14 am (UTC)

From:

nobasisinfact

Fine.

[He's going to unceremoniously move and drop her on the bed to go clean up the kitchen.]

From:

11calls

[Well, that was a squeal of shock and a huff.

And when he comes back she's going to be stretched across the entirety of the bed, reading his book. Still in his sweater and pj pants and shoes. Because what are taking shoes off. At least they're hanging off the bed.]

From:

nobasisinfact

[Did she really think that would work? He'll just take his book back and sit in the chair.]

You should go to sleep.

From:

11calls

Hey! I was reading that. You left it.

And I didn't drink enough to get sleepy. I still have too much adrenaline in my system.

From:

nobasisinfact

I'm sure we could fix that.

[Said dryly as he's reading his book.]

From:

11calls

[And that just makes her laugh as she flops over onto her side and drops her chin into her hand.]

Every girl's fantasy: we could fix that. You're quite smooth, my love.